Paul I may not be able to shoot like a pro, but I can get injured like one!

I am officially in the same glamourous category as Gazza, Michael Owen, Alan Shearer, Roy Keane, Henrik Larsson and Ruud Van Nistelrooy! I would normally be happy about that, except I can no longer sing 'the thigh bone's connected to' anything!! I've got a "partial to near complete tear" of my Anterior Cruciate Ligament and need some Reconstructive Arthroscopy – it's basically hanging on by a tread so they shove a camera in and sew it back up. I hope it's a small camera, not like my old one! Unfortunately Dr Steadman is a little busy... And a little expensive.

Back in October I was playing footie with the guys at work. Towards the end of the match I was spinning away from a tackle but as I planted my right leg (my shooting leg) down it completely gave way. I had worked myself into a great shooting position and was on form (already had my hattrick) so I wasn't about to hold back! I buried it in the bottom corner to seal the match. Then I realised I could hardly walk... It was painful and worryingly it felt like I could put weight on it but it would crumble sideways like a tower of wooden blocks when Lucas whacks it!

I've never really had any bad injuries before – my body just tends to sort itself out (what an amazing design!) – so like always I just rested until it felt better. A month later I tried footie again – didn't last 2 minutes! It's frustrating because I was averaging 3.5 goals a match that season! (If I'd have kept that up I would have been challenging for the golden boot!) I then saw my GP who stalled for a bit to get the swelling down etc., eventually she booked me in for an MRI scan last week (that was a weird experience!) which confirmed the diagnosis. Thankfully it looks like it's not completely torn which I think makes it easier to repair. I'm now getting booked in for that...


posted in Life 12:34, Friday, 06th March 2009 link comments (7)


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  • Peter Matthews  |  15:45, Friday, 06th March 2009

    Hi ya Lucas' dad You're famous for that too. Strange thing is that i only learnt for the first time yesterday what Arthroscopy is. An old friend (very old - more than 80 i guess) emailed me and just happened to mention that he had had both knees sorted using this method only recently. Anyway famous one, i of course wish you well and hope that you are back in the world cup series before too long.

  • Mary Grinham  |  17:37, Friday, 06th March 2009

    How did you do that? I have ruptured mine and have spent the last 8 months trying to get my leg striaght and have had 2 ops but not the one to mend it yet!

  • Wassim  |  17:37, Friday, 06th March 2009

    Well that makes it interesting - fantasy league managers usually lose players (like I have) but lose themselves!! I hope it all gets better.

  • Keith Prince  |  19:42, Friday, 06th March 2009

    i know the feeling mate, i had it 4 times, too much footy, just take the time to rest and dont try to rush recovery, ouch!

  • Anna  |  20:49, Friday, 06th March 2009

    Ah, just chop the leg off and be done with it! xx

  • Alister Roberts  |  08:25, Saturday, 07th March 2009

    Sorry to hear that, Paul. Ruptured mine totally skiing a year ago (almost to the day!) I made good progress after the reconstruction, but then felt so much better that I overdid dancing at the Christmas party. Oops. Set me back a couple of months, but on track again now. You have my sympathy, which is rarely given :)

  • Paul  |  09:16, Saturday, 07th March 2009

    Wow, it's more common than I thought! Thanks!

    Can't believe 4 times Keith! Flip!

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